Moxy Hart

AWA character profile awaiting expanded encyclopedia information.

[Rebecca lowers the mic as the arena lights cut out. A few moments pass before
we hear a voiceover familiar to Broadway fans.]
“Welcome. Ladies and Gentlemen, you are about to see a story of murder, greed,
corruption, violence, exploitation, adultery, and treachery - all those things we all
hold near and dear to our hearts. Thank you.”
[The singsongy horns that lead to Chicago’s “All That Jazz” play over the PA system
for a moment before cutting out…
…and a lone spotlight lances through the darkened arena to land on a young lady
standing on the entrance stage in a pose. Her arms flung skyward, a long leg
extended out to the side in a half crouch as she looks ready to cut quite the rug.]
“OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH RIGHTEOUS!”
[The frenetic sound of Jerry Lee Lewis’ version of “Wild One” kicks in as the lights
come on - the normal white lighting interspersed with blue as we get a full look at
the competitor now dancing and grinning her way down the aisle, slapping every
offered hand she sees.]
RO: From Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 99 pounds… “FOXY”… MOXXXXXXYYYYY
HART!
[Hart pumps a fist in the aisle at the announcement of her name but it’s the
announcement of her hometown that gets her a huge reaction from the crowd that
seems to almost shock her. She clasps a hand to her chest, the corners of her eyes
becoming damp as she shouts “I LOVE YOU ALL!” on her way towards the ring. At
99 pounds and barely five feet tall, Hart is diminutive in stature to be sure. She’s
wearing a glittering silver sports bra style top with short black trunks…
…and a tremendous mane of bright blue hair hanging down to her rear as she
repeatedly waves and smiles at the cheering fans.]